Election results – the verdict
So apparently I lost :)
I'd like to thank the three hundred odd people who thought I was the best candidate for the job. History will prove you right; the awesome are always untimely.
Overall, I had an excellent night of drunkeness and revelry. Though I do seem to have misplaced my shades at some point. I hope everyone has enjoyed following this to its conclusion, and you have vicariously lived your political ambitions through me.
I'm hugely relieved to be returning to my regularly scheduled life.