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February 20, 2005

The Natalie Entry

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So Natalie is great and stuff. She's been a real good listener for me these past few weeks despite me issuing a fatwa against her. So to celebrate her greatness, and see if I can swell her head to the same size as mine, I made this whole entry all about her:

The great thing about Natalie is she has this long fringe thing going on which means she often can't see where the hell she's going. This makes her easy to confuse and terrible at Darts. Do not play darts with this woman.

Natalie also has a hot sister called Sally, apparently she thinks Sam is attractive so she obviously has excellent taste (I'll get to you later you big man stud). Sally you're awesome. Sally, Sally, Sally.

Natalie also has a friend who like to lick things called Christine. I like Christine. Hi Christine! You can start reading my blog now.

Here is a poem about Natalie:

In Praise of Natalie

My dearest Nats,
There are people who say,
You don’t wear enough hats,
But everything will be okay,
As long as you eat up your bats.

Oh fabulous Natalie,
When I think of you and books,
My brain answers ‘Lady Chatterly’,
You always give me those funny looks,
Maybe I should set you free.

My angelic dancing bird,
They say its wrong to keep you in a cage,
But I don’t care what you’ve heard,
When you are my age,
You’ll look back and… probably weep uncontrollably.


Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. One of the great things about her is the way she's not my 3rd year project, she absolutely has nothing to do with code and couldn't be less of a mounting pile of essays I haven't finished if she tried.

Keep being awesome Natalie (and not a 3rd year project).

I ain't missing.. Tinkerbell and the Pigeon on RaW at 12!

Shows over kids. Here's what you heard:

Ash - Angel Interceptor
David Bowie - Starman
Manic Street Preachers - Little Baby Nothing
Green Day - Saint Jimmy
Gang of Four - Ether
Bloc Party - Positive Tension
Supergrass - Caught By The Fuzz
The Strokes - 1251
The Eels - Lucky Day In Hell
Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot
Wire - Field Day For The Sundays
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Are Playing At My House
T-Rex - We Love To Boogie
Sleater Kiney - Call the doctor

Dan's Ego Stroking Place, Evil Robots Are Totally Excellent

I'm thinking of starting a support unit for me (put those standard cooling fans away Mr. Blackwell) where a group of beautiful people just regularly deliver ego boosting compliments to me. I think this would help my mood, plus evil robots are really great and everyone should know.

Er.. Thanks.

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