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February 06, 2005

I love you Simon Lucas

I heard a vicious rumour that Simon is convinced that everyone on the blogs hates him.

Well thats not the case on this particular blog you special man hunk, having now spoken to you a most fantastic three times I can confirm that you will always be my favouritest president with your intoxicating mix of serious politics and lighthearted lying right to my goddamn face. The Sabbs get ten votes you said and trustingly I believed you; but oh no! My perfect image of you was shattered by the mocking laughter of Andy 'Election Supremo' McEwan.

And yet, still I was charmed by you once again. Truly your powers are limitless.

Mr Lucas, I pronounce you awesome.

This blogger salutes you.

Election results – the verdict

So apparently I lost :)

I'd like to thank the three hundred odd people who thought I was the best candidate for the job. History will prove you right; the awesome are always untimely.

Overall, I had an excellent night of drunkeness and revelry. Though I do seem to have misplaced my shades at some point. I hope everyone has enjoyed following this to its conclusion, and you have vicariously lived your political ambitions through me.

I'm hugely relieved to be returning to my regularly scheduled life.

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