Tequila Club Minutes 24/11/04
El Presidente: Dan
La Presidenta: Clare
Gemma, Katy, Lucas, Alex, and Matt
New Members: Rage (Rootes Dan) and Houston.
The SSG as always: Emma, Laura, Charlotte, Caroline and Elisa.
1.Alex’s stomach feeling a little wierd:
See minutes of the 10/11; EVERYONE knows the regenerative properties of tequila.
2.Caroline isn’t drinking:
She says because there aren’t enough shot glasses. Viewed with cynicism by some, but either way it must not happen again (shortage of shot glasses, not Caroline’s sobriety…)
3.The incredible salt creatures:
A strange phenomenon has befallen our club. Much like crop circles, strange shapes have been appearing in the salt piles totally at random. Generally, though, they’re pretty cool so we’ve taken some pics and you can see them in the gallery called (surprise, surprise) ‘Salt Sculptures’.
4.Gemma’s juicy limes:
Gemma is impressed with the succulence of the limes this week. Duly noted, Gems.
•New Skill: Balancing cutlery on your face; Clare wins for doing two spoons. (Photos available. Of her BALANCING spoons. Nothing else, you sleaze…).
Claim Game initiated.
Top Quote: (Rage) ‘I just couldn’t get it out…’
5.Visit from Union Sabs:
Cam and his mate Darren came in to tell us to stop being so bloody apathetic. Wouldn’t get pro-active and appreciate tequila though (how’s that for apathy?). Good lads, though, and I think they swung most of the non-voting members of the society round. Except Cam got cheeks and proposed that Dan was more of a social sec than a President, which, of course, re-ignited a whole load of club politics what with even more (unsuccessful) coup propositions.
6.Dolphins are fucking cool:
Somehow someone set Dan off on another nature tangent, this time about our favourite aquatic mammal, the dolphin. Dolphins are, according to Dan, the only aquatic mammal which has sex for fun. Furthermore, they are cereberally complex enough, some observers have argued, to exhibit rape behaviour and indirect communication. Remarkable. Interestingly, as Gemma highlighted, the only primate to engage in recreational sex is an ape in the Cambodian forest whose name escapes me.