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This blog is now officially dead!
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17. But on counting them have realised that I don’t know what half of them unlock!
6:50… but it’s a CD alarm clock and I usually end up listening to the whole CD before I get out of bed!
Morrisons, Sainsburys, Lidl, Aldis depending on my mood and current bank balance!
Flight Plan (Jodie Foster). Rented it without knowing what it was about.. but great film!
A Ferrari, and maybe a little runabout for the missus.
All the time!
Does alcohol count?
Queen, “News of the World”
That would be telling….
Wouldn’t like to say.. my wife might read this…
Don’t think so…..
(checks phone) It was a wrong number!
Gotta be a decent roller coaster!
I’m sure they do….. but that’s ok because I talk about them behind their backs!
Yes. And still do!
Big enough to fit all the shops in.
One, a brother, currently living in the US.
Depends how much I’ve had to drink…
Life’s too short to have regrets…
Hmmm…. been a while. That’s not good….
Star Wars (A New Hope). Highlander.
Loads from my teenage years… whole drawer full that I never wear but can’t bring myself to throw away.
Coming back from Finland after spending New Year there….
4, although one of them spends most of its life in the bedroom.
Don’t have time for fun. Ooops… I mean don’t have time to read!
French, German, Italian, Russian to varying degrees (none fluent!)
No, but I do load the dishwasher.
Sort of a dark pink sort of colour.
Plans, but the plans usually turn into wishes.
Trying, but not usually succeeding!
Depends on what I want to get out of the first date? :) No, seriously, depends on how enlightened the female in question is.
No. What kind of a question is that?
The classic… popcorn. But sweet not salted.
Mr. Hoare… great teacher but daft as a bat. He could do John Cleese funny walks perfectly.. and often did.
Warm and overcast.
Would consider it.. at least you’d have something to read if the sex got boring.
Do it so often it’s just another form of transport. Also depends on the airline.
No, I’m far too shallow for that.
Couple of weeks ago (on my office floor after the Sports Fed Ball!)
Guiness or a good bottle of red wine.
I doubt it!
Hmmm… I should know this…. errrr….. but then I did forget her birthday last week! :(
More than I usually get!
Yes, but often it’s nothing special.
This morning… going into the car park I accidently put the car in reverse instead of first and nearly went into the car behind (it’s a new car… and although it beeps when you put it in reverse I had my music on too loud to hear!)
All the time!
Why would I want to do that?!
Thirty something…. (I’ve reached that age when you have to calculate your age whenever you’re asked!)
Only other peoples!
Yes. But don’t believe any intelligent life has decided to visit this insignificant lump of rock.
Where? I guess that’s a “no” then….
The neighbours. They insist on getting up at some god-awful time in the morning and sitting in the garden talking.
I don’t believe she exists.
A jaffa cake! :)
Depends on what I’m doing with them!
I don’t think I ever had… although as a small child I used to set traps for witches… never caught one though.
From the looks of mine and my brothers they stuck pins into the New Testament….
“Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue” (courtesy of Dilbert)
Only if pushed out of a plane (in which case sky diving is better than the alternative)
Bill Murray in “Groundhog Day”!
Loads. Sold some too… amazing what junk some people will pay good money for!
I’m worried that it coud be mine? :p
I prefer receiving them…..
Lol. Maybe 20 years ago!
Flattered, but worried that they may turn into a psycopathic stalker if I say no.
Jon Bon Jovi is the most common, also Christopher Lambert and for some reason “the evil guy from Ghostbusters”.... could be worse I guess! I’d hate to be compared to someone like Peter Beardsley….
Princess Leia (gold bikini).. see comment on being shallow previously.
No, because I do it all the time.
Well something seems to work….
Depends on whether that’s a question or a proposition…..
My parents thought I was going to be a girl and already had ‘Elizabeth’ ready… another clue to their bible pin cushion hobby….
The reason for my rather oblique blog before is that I had the misfortune to drive through Nuneaton the other day en route to somewhere much more interesting. Well, drive "through" is not really what happened…..
The A444 goes through Nuneaton… you follow the signs A444 Nuneaton… then you reach this place and the signs turn into A444 through traffic.
You drive past a pleasant looking fountain that looks like a big dandelion:
and follow the signs A444 through traffic….
After a few more roundabouts (all the time following signs for A444 through traffic) you come across a familiar looking fountain:
That's odd… two identical fountains.
Then you pass another Tescos.. that's odd.. two big Tescos next to each other…
Then you pass another fountain:
Arrghhhhhhh! They should call the place bloody Hotel California.
I eventually escaped (well, the first time I realised after 5 minutes that I was actually heading back towards Coventry), but it was more through luck than judgement.
I came back home later that day by another route.
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No, not the kids program, or recent film, but today I had the misfortune to be driving through Swindon and came across this:
Took me by surprise, I can tell you! Apparently it's been around for 32 years and has seen over 14 serious accidents… and 80 "lesser accidents" whatever that means. There's whole websites dedicated to it… a bit of warning before you're on top of the bloody thing would have been nice though.
The funniest thing (!) was that as well as trying to work out what I was supposed to be doing I also had to dodge two cyclists who were just riding diagonally across the whole thing and ignoring any bit of white paint on the road that they could.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader…
All things considered, not a total suprise, but engineering? ENGINEERING? Surely some mistake…...
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