I dislike shaving adverts.
Every time a new razor is released, we get a startling insight into Wilkinson Sword's development department.
"Howard! How do we make our next razor BETTER!?"
"Erm.. I.. We..."
"HOW, HOWARD!? HOW!?!?"
"Aaargh, Stick another blade on it!?"
"Good work, Howard! My wife baked you a special pie, I've been saving it for now! It's in your car!"
"How did you get into my car.."
You get the impression.
However, I've given this some thought. And I think I've saved Wilkinson Sword tons of R&D time and money. And possibly advanced shaving technology by about 10 years:
You can guess the advert too. LESS STROKES, LESS IRRITATION. Works by scaring the shit out of your face! The hair just falls out!
Retails at a reasonable price. Replacement heads cost more than a small car.
Howard would be proud.
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