Welcome, one and all, to my first post in MONTHS. And also my first post of the year.
Before we begin, a brief note, this will not be interesting or worth your time. You have been warned.
I’m sat in the Learning Grid, marvelling at how hard people are working whilst I’m humouring myself with inane pursuits, stealing internet and generally being a waste of space and resources.
I’ve forgotten to bring my phone USB cable, so I can’t delight you with any of my latest experiments.
(Which have included cultivating a turkey with three heads for use as a demonic guard to the gates of Bernard Matthews.)
Be disappointed not. For I shall include some imagery on which to feast your eyes.
Like a graph! No presentation would be complete without a generic graph!
(Don’t forget to label your axes!)
I will also include this delicious picture.
It is now time for me to depart the Learning Grid, as I’m getting a few strange looks and I’m a little bit on fire.
PS. If you are my parents, all of this is lies. I’m working really hard.