An entry on health
Usually, I don't get ill. I'm fairly sure the last time I got ill was when I had fresher's flu at the start of the first year, which is about 2 1/2 years ago. And that only lasted a week. I have a good immune system, healthy(ish) diet and even when I do catch something it rarely takes more than 3 days at the most for it to go away. However, I seem to have caught manflu from somewhere. I blame Chris. He's good for blaming and the last person I knew who was ill. So this is all your fault. I've had this wretched bleugh-ness since last tuesday now and it's getting beyond a joke. I've spent about £20 on cough mixture, vitamin tonic, lempsip, nasal spray…the list goes on. And still it bloody well persists, and I swear every day I wake up I feel worse than the day before. If this sounds all whiney then it really doesn't mean to, I'm not whiney – I'm exceptionally pissed off with my body. For crying out loud, it's a bit of manflu. Get rid of it already so I can get a (half) decent night's sleep where I can actually breathe, make it through a lecture without sounding like a bren gun and not ache as if I'm 90. I haven't even washed my car since sunday because I don't even feel up to that for crying out loud, and the poor thing is filthy.
Bloody hopeless body/immune system. Get on with it.