All entries for October 2004

October 21, 2004

I REALLY need to buy some nail clippers

Hello again my little friends,

A big thanks to Lucy Debuse, my new best friend (although I don't think she knows it) and the ONLY person who replied to my entry. Not that I was expecting any replies, so it was a pleasant surprise.

I'm feeling really drained at the moment. I hate Thursdays. I've had 8 hours of lectures, classes and tutorials today. I have 21 hours a week. It's not fair. Everyone else I speak to has about 5. Why did I choose Maths? Why didn't I choose Law? Then I could be studying incest and S&M (not that I'm into that kind of stuff. Well, I wouldn't mind trying out the latter, but incest is NOT my bag baby).

I also feel crappy because in the 2 hour Analysis class today I didn't manage to get any assignments done. In fact, I'm still on assignment 1 (I don't understand it) whereas everyone else seems to be on assignment 11 or thereabouts. Whoops. I HATE Analysis. It's incomprehensible shit. I may have to copy Rich's work again (but I'm NOT using you Rich, I promise!) I'm sure our supervisor Sexy Nigel wouldn't mind. Ned really fancies him (but I don't).

Talking of Ned, in Analysis today he was being really mean to me. He's such a poo head.

It's my birthday in 5 days! Ooooh, the excitement! I shall soon no longer be a teenager. I'll be in my twenties! IN MY TWENTIES! That means I'll have to be all grown-up and responsible. :( But at least it's an excuse to get drunk (not that I need one. At least this time other people will be buying the drinks for me. Can you believe that on the continent people have to buy other people drinks on their own birthday? What a joke!).

Well, I'm going to revise for the Foundations test tomorrow. And I've got much work to do because my friend J is coming to visit tomorrow and I don't want to have to be doing homework while she's here. I think I may not bother with the Analysis actually. I can't be arsed.

October 11, 2004

A brief glimpse into the psyche of a very strange person

Hey there everyone!

For all those of you who don't know me (what the hell are you doing looking at my blog?), I am a first year mathematician. I know what you're thinking, but it's not as bad as it sounds; I'm not sad, neither am I clever, I just copy Rich Roope's work the whole time. I am merely a mirror of his own intelligence. Oh well. It's better than being a toilet seat. Especially if a really fat person with a spotty bum needs to have a crap.

Anyway, I am member of new Rootes, in L Block (biggin' it up with the fucking L Block massive, innit?). I don't know why I just wrote that, but I won't delete it now. You all deserve to know about my mental illness.

I don't have a mental illness actually (at least, not as far as I'm aware), but I do have a sickle cell trait. It just means that my blood cells are inferior to yours (unless you also have a sickle cell trait, in which case: ha ha!). It only happens in people of West Indian extraction. My mum's Jamaican, hence my sickle cell trait and dashing, exotic good looks… I've only been to Jamaica twice though, and I haven't been since I was 10. I'm an Orpingtonian, born and bred (you may have seen the crappy town that is Orpington in that Honda advert – my home town is famous! It was also apparently famous for cock fighting a few hundred years ago. No, not that kind of cock you sicko).

Oh dear, I have waffled, haven't I. I doubt anyone is even going to look at this page. Well, never mind, it's wasted a few precious minutes of my existence, bringing me closer to my imminent death. I really fancy a tangerine right now, so I'm going.

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