October 11, 2004

A brief glimpse into the psyche of a very strange person

Hey there everyone!

For all those of you who don't know me (what the hell are you doing looking at my blog?), I am a first year mathematician. I know what you're thinking, but it's not as bad as it sounds; I'm not sad, neither am I clever, I just copy Rich Roope's work the whole time. I am merely a mirror of his own intelligence. Oh well. It's better than being a toilet seat. Especially if a really fat person with a spotty bum needs to have a crap.

Anyway, I am member of new Rootes, in L Block (biggin' it up with the fucking L Block massive, innit?). I don't know why I just wrote that, but I won't delete it now. You all deserve to know about my mental illness.

I don't have a mental illness actually (at least, not as far as I'm aware), but I do have a sickle cell trait. It just means that my blood cells are inferior to yours (unless you also have a sickle cell trait, in which case: ha ha!). It only happens in people of West Indian extraction. My mum's Jamaican, hence my sickle cell trait and dashing, exotic good looks… I've only been to Jamaica twice though, and I haven't been since I was 10. I'm an Orpingtonian, born and bred (you may have seen the crappy town that is Orpington in that Honda advert – my home town is famous! It was also apparently famous for cock fighting a few hundred years ago. No, not that kind of cock you sicko).

Oh dear, I have waffled, haven't I. I doubt anyone is even going to look at this page. Well, never mind, it's wasted a few precious minutes of my existence, bringing me closer to my imminent death. I really fancy a tangerine right now, so I'm going.


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  1. Hey! You do actually come across as quite a peculiar person…interesting, but peculiar! That's cool though because I'm one of the strangest people I know so good for you girl! I'm studying accountancy so I'm guessin our levels of insanity are just about on a par. Anywho, thanks for making me giggle!

    12 Oct 2004, 20:02

  2. Haha. The shithole that is orpington! Dunno what I'm crowing about tho, sidcup (about 2 miles up the road) ain't that much better!

    21 Oct 2004, 20:06

  3. I'm sorry Ian, but I happen to think that Sidcup is more of a shit-hole than Orpington. At least we have a bowling alley, albeit it a crappy and pikey-fied one. I'm off to Sidcup on Friday actually. My brother and sister-in-law live there (on that road in between the McBride accountants place and the high street), so I go there quite a lot. Maybe one day I'll see you there…

    22 Oct 2004, 17:05

  4. hehe you may be right there! You might see me ther if i can ever bring myself to return! About xmas time then!

    22 Oct 2004, 17:39


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