All entries for Monday 11 October 2004
October 11, 2004
Hey there everyone!
For all those of you who don't know me (what the hell are you doing looking at my blog?), I am a first year mathematician. I know what you're thinking, but it's not as bad as it sounds; I'm not sad, neither am I clever, I just copy Rich Roope's work the whole time. I am merely a mirror of his own intelligence. Oh well. It's better than being a toilet seat. Especially if a really fat person with a spotty bum needs to have a crap.
Anyway, I am member of new Rootes, in L Block (biggin' it up with the fucking L Block massive, innit?). I don't know why I just wrote that, but I won't delete it now. You all deserve to know about my mental illness.
I don't have a mental illness actually (at least, not as far as I'm aware), but I do have a sickle cell trait. It just means that my blood cells are inferior to yours (unless you also have a sickle cell trait, in which case: ha ha!). It only happens in people of West Indian extraction. My mum's Jamaican, hence my sickle cell trait and dashing, exotic good looks… I've only been to Jamaica twice though, and I haven't been since I was 10. I'm an Orpingtonian, born and bred (you may have seen the crappy town that is Orpington in that Honda advert – my home town is famous! It was also apparently famous for cock fighting a few hundred years ago. No, not that kind of cock you sicko).
Oh dear, I have waffled, haven't I. I doubt anyone is even going to look at this page. Well, never mind, it's wasted a few precious minutes of my existence, bringing me closer to my imminent death. I really fancy a tangerine right now, so I'm going.