Snippets of my life
In the car on the way home from the shops:
Mum: What? [to me giggling]
Me: Did you just see that van?
Mum: No. What about it?
Me: It had windscreen wipers on the back.
Me: It didn't have any rear windows.
The van, a white one of course, had two big arcs of clean white paint across the back of an otherwise dirty van.