All entries for May 2005
May 29, 2005
My blog is down!
At least until after exams nothing will appear here bar this message and anything important. So probably nothing else.
This is because:
- My blog, like many blogs, is pointless and devoid of entertainment
- I cannot concentrate on revision when the blog world calls me
- I have deep seated emotional* problems that I don't want staining your browser of choice
- This is a stealthy edit that I bet you won't read because this has been here so long
*not the only ones, but.. hey.
I can be MSN'd at spockstension at hotmail dot com. Add me, random people, and learn what it is to type to a man on the edge.
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With Our Compliments
May 17, 2005
Writing about an entry you don't have permission to view
Total Volume of music on my computer
10 Gig. That's excluding my CDs, and random scattered music, stuff on my MP3 player I got off ppl and haven't downloaded, files Winamp throws a fit over, and files I haven't sorted yet.
The last CD I bought was
Probably Jordan Rudess' Rythm of Time… although I have to say I'm not certain. I got Transatlantic's SMPTE probably before that rather than after, and I do now want a copy of Kino's album Picture but I'm too lazy and cheap to get it right now.
Song playing right now
My playlist is completely random. There is no song playing right now. So… I will open winamp, put my music in and click play. It comes up with:
Journey – Faithfully
Five songs I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me
Feck, only FIVE? Okay..
1. Spocks Beard – The Good Don't Last
2. Heaven Knows – Squeeze / Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton
This sort of defeats the point of this excercise but these are two songs that hold nothing but memories for me… so it's not the music but the meaning of them that's important here. Both make me cry and I have a hard time listening to them – both for very different reasons… but, as all good things, it's to do with girls. Long stories.
3. Transatlantic – Stranger in Your Soul
I tell everyone this is my favourite song. Or I would if people asked. Okay I never tell anyone this is my favourite song.. and that's because I don't have a favourite song. However this song IS possibly the best use of hard disk space in the known world. If you haven't heard it, hear it. I don't just mean listen, I mean concentrate on it – HEAR what's going on… it's absolutley gorgeous.
4. Porcupine Tree – Linton Samuel Dawson
…seriously though, Porcupine Tree take up a fair wedge of my listening time, I just can't pick one… Baby Dream in Cellophane, Stranger by the Minute, .3, Sound of Musak, Gravity Eyelids, Blackest Eyes, Heartattack in a Layby.. you see my predicament here. So I just picked the one I cannot reach the end of and still be in a bad mood.
5. Liquid Tension Experiment – Universal Mind
OOoohh so difficult to choose an LTE song, but this one gets a lot of airtime in my head. "Hourglass" and "When the water breaks" close contenders here. I adore most, if not all LTE music, but this one is pretty amazing to drive to, and gives me aspirations to suck less at keyboard playing.
I avoided saying anything by Replica X – because it would have seemed arrogant (arrogance is not warranted for my talents), but I love playing many of the RX songs, especially 'Ninjas and Eternity.
Other hereforto unmentioned bands that don't fear the "next" button include: Symphony X, Aryeon, Freak Kitchen (and Mattias), Liquid Tension Experiment, Neal Morse, Pain of Salvation, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Tony McAlpine's CAB, and maybe a little Tower of Power. Oh and A.C.T. Anyone who is into the band A.C.T. who I don't know of must e-mail me right now because you've obviously got taste. If there's enough people I'll make an ACTSoc.
The Five People I'm passing The Baton On To:
I'm not "passing the baton" to anyone! Please put in your own knob joke here.
May 15, 2005
OPINION 4: Sex. lol.
Or: "If only I could be an asshole"
This is my first publicly viewable DPOH post – feel honoured now, because by the time you reach the bottom you may not be in the mood.
Dear beige box,
It's Summer time. And apparantly we have women, we have women on our minds. Or men, presumably. Or both or neither, I didn't write the song. Either way, it's all a bit strange.
Why is everyone doing this….?
Sex -> Start of Relationship -> Sex -> End of Relationship -> Sex
While I've been doing this….?
Hello -> Learn each others names -> Know something about each other -> 'Date' -> Start of Relationship -> Sex -> Extreme, unsolvable problems -> End of Relationship -> No Sex
Am I just the model of inefficiency? I'm thinking that Sex is different for every person. I don't just mean the act, I mean the definition of what's involved in the whole process, and its meaning. As a scientist maybe this is what's confusing me – I need a manual or something. Okay, laugh if you will (you will), but what is it about relationships with women that seem to make relationships with men look simple (entirely from a man's point of view)? No really, I am actually asking. Anyone who would answer would be female… and I can't trust them because they've been lying about the whole thing to spare my feelings or preserve some child-like naiivity – the stem of the whole confusing issue in the first place. I don't need to be treated like a child… frankly I think they just don't want to let me into their stupid private club1.
Maybe it's an experience thing – like learning to ski. Frankly, I shouldn't be riding on the diamond slopes when I'm still getting to grips with staying on the t-bars. Not that it's not good for all concerned. Mostly. But disappointing someone who has predictions and routine is a terrible feeling. Here's me wandering in with thoughts of "spontaneity" and "open sexual practices" and "honesty", and certain people (let's call them "SOME women" as to not offend anyone) come in to the mix and fuck it all up by trying really hard not to hurt my feelings by not saying what they want or why (I am venturing outside of sex for that sentence, please try to keep up). Cosmo, the Internet and their friends can tell them what to do about the whole thing – which sort of defeats the whole "relationship" thing doesn't it?
I suppose I'd have to be in a few more relationships to take decent cross-section. Maybe I've just been very unlucky.
It could be a power thing. Let's categorise every female in the same way, to make things easier. Females like to be socially dominant, and sexually submissive. Exceptions include some bisexual and lesbian women, women with too low intelligence to hold a conversation (mostly found in American Teen movies), women who act weak to attract assholes (also in teen movies), and Dominatricies2.
Power play is an interesting psychological concept, especially when you throw it onto something as complicated (yet apparantly simple) as sex. A lot of women like to feel submissive to a man in a sexual relationship, which is why assholes and girls tend to mix well sexually, and nice guys get to listen to the women complain about them being assholes.
The social dominance in a relationship isn't a "problem with women"... there is no actual "problem with women"... it's a problem with mankind. "I want x and I want it now" syndrome. It's a two-way relationship, but it's just more two-way on my side because I don't want to sacrifice anything for mutual benefit. What is all this "cutting off sex" and "controlling your man" and "I'll walk over them if they let me" shite? If you don't want sex, don't have it. But don't deliberately deny it to spite or control your partner, that's just sick! It's a mutual thing isn't it? And don't turn around and say "they let me walk all over them"... that's like saying "he let me stab him, officer, didn't fight back once!".
Not that I don't mind being controlled per se3, it's the presumption that worries me. How can you have a relationship with someone if they don't even have the respect for you to treat you like a human?
When you respect each other, and are ready to exchange the "fight for power" with give and take… THEN you can have a relationship, as far as I'm concerned. You can dump all the power struggle sexual practice im-a-woman-you're-in-charge crap on top of that if you want to. Just build it on a foundation of respect and honesty, it's really not that difficult I'm sure.
But then… if I'm the only one thinking this way, then what's the point in wanting relationships anyway? Screw it, I'll have a cup of tea and watch episodes of Futurama instead. At least until I get a Plan B.
Practical solutions… hmmn. All I need to do is wait for someone a bit like me, who really doesn't care about the manual instructions, as long as it's good (and fun) in the end. Relationships are two-way mutual connections – to have fun together. Laugh, play, sleep, and.. if time permits.. sex whenever compatible and enjoyable, without resentment. I'll wait for that sort of relationship.
21 years and counting, I'll keep you updated.
1 Beware: Use of irony, satire and sarcasm throughout post.
2 I'm assuming it declines like "matrix".
3 On this point I'm fairly alone, but try to stay with it.
May 11, 2005
(WORK IN PROGRESS)
This one is called "Claire"
Claire has a name we all know
a name we all love
a name we all heed
We think it and we see,
We speak it and she turns,
We hear it and we turn and see her turning
Because she heard it too
Claire! The Greeks had it right
inventing such names with meaning
that races from the mind and explodes and
a thousand meanings – Bright, Shining, Clear!
And it's her name.
This one is called "Ray's mantra"
Went Ray's mantra
Manta Rays of the deep blue sea
Or shallow sea
Even seas that are medium depth
And have rays in them
Ray knew it like he knew his own name…
The rays were in there, his mantra for mantas
mantraing like a repeating mantra about mantas.
Or not. Porblems, issues, etc have led me to create an interpretation of my feelings as an animated gif
If you want it to rain on your picture, but don't know how to make your dream come true, e-mail the picture to me and i'll rain on it!
Usual address, spockstension at hotmail dot com.
May 10, 2005
This one is called "Death lies naked on my porch"
This one is called "Light of the World"
The dark darkness is dark
It darkens around me
Darker and darker
Until it's really dark
I can't see in this dark
It's too dark to see
In the darkness
Nobody can see anything
except the dark
Oh pulchritudious fate!
Why did you make it so dark so late?
The Greeks had it right,
They used lots of light
So the darkness remains
And I slip on the icy floor
And hurt my elbow
In the dark
This one is called "Meta Meta Four"
A like a B like a C
Like a D
All is like All
is Like none
Like a meta-metaphor
it's like it being like something it isn't
but still being like it it's like the act
of being like it
The likeness is like liking what cannot be liked
or is liked in a way that one thing is like another
But it's only like it
Otherwise it'd be a simile
This one is called "Star Bright"
The stars twinkle
Twinkle like an eye
A starry eye, twinkling
Like a twinkling star
Yet so dull
With blasts of heavenly rays
Look at the stars above
The Greeks had it right
About the stars
And I lay in a blanket
Underneath the stars
And clouds and moon and aeroplanes
This one is called "Yeah, Yeah"
To it all.
If you want the Blacker Soul to write you a poem, please contact him at spockstension(at)hotmail.com with your topic
May 07, 2005
I've taken to saving my MSN drawings. So I put them on here. Yup. See the new gallery!
A few examples of my "talent":
May 03, 2005
This one is called "I like her"
Theres a girl I like
But she doesnt like me like
we like what we like
but what she likes isnt me
The Greeks had it right
Oh why doesn't she love me?
Or like me or something?
Cruel passion, cruel desire
why do you torment me with this hardon?
Love me, like me
Why try harder,
When I dont exist to her?
My soul of glass
shatters on her icy stare
of not liking me