October 22, 2005

Another Day, Another Cliche

Here I am, back blogging, first update of term. I've met some strange and wonderful people, and done some cool things, but not on my own steam yet.
I'm finding it difficult to operate on my own – either not being alone when I want to be, or trying not to be alone when I should be doing something by myself. By alone, I usually mean alone with other people.

Feeling ronery.

So.. do I need a GIRLFRIEND?

Benefits:

  • It would give me some stability.
  • Emotional backing
  • Mutual feeling of togetherness and respect
  • Warm cosy nights in bed
  • Sleep better
  • Feel better
  • Sexlol

Drawbacks:

  • Lolsex
  • Expensive
  • Distracting
  • Draining on their part
  • Paranoia
  • Difficult to find
  • (Issues)
  • Pop music

So.. do I need a BOYFRIEND?

Benefits:

  • It would give me some stability.
  • Emotional backing
  • Mutual feeling of togetherness and respect
  • Warm cosy nights in bed
  • Sleep better
  • Feel better
  • Deviancy!
  • Sexlol

Drawbacks:

  • Expensive
  • Unlikely
  • Problematic
  • Complex emotional and psychological issues involved
  • Exploration, or solid relationship?
  • A gay boyfriend, a bi boyfriend, or just a guy who aint picky.
  • Limited previous experience
  • Techno music

Answers on a postcard


- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Milly

    Reasons for having a girlfriend opposed to a boyfriend:
    – A man takes up more room in the bed than a woman
    – Men snore more
    – Women eat less of your food
    – Women will listen to you prattle on whilst men go "just shut up" when they are bored

    23 Oct 2005, 12:56

  2. Reasons for having a boyfriend opposed to a girlfriend:
    – A man will never ask you to hold his handbag
    – Men are more sympathetic when you're ill
    – Men require less shiny objects
    – Men fit together like duplo, women and men merely like kNex
    – Men can be much rougher on you than women tend to want to be in bed

    However, the input is useful and gives me direction so I thank you

    27 Oct 2005, 19:24

  3. J

    -A straight girl, a bi girl, or a lesbian who just isn't picky?
    It works with both genders you know ; )

    09 Jan 2006, 14:32


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