All entries for Sunday 17 October 2004
October 17, 2004
Writing about web page http://22.214.171.124/video1019.htm
What a difference 10 years makes (to George W Bush, at least).
I had to do a double take when someone sent me the link to this page. Is it really on microsoft.com – check; not missed something crucial on the page – check.
Up on www.microsoft.com is a really helpful page which explains - in a Viz 'Top Tips' style - on how to make a Halloween Mask that looks exactly like the children or spouse of the wearer.
So, let's get this straight – I am an Average American. I want to scare the neighbours for a laugh on Halloween. I put a mask on that makes me looks like my wife. I can see that getting painful rather quickly.
Mind you, if Steve 'Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance' Balmer turned up on my doorstep on Halloween then, mask or not, it'd scare the bejeesus out of me. So perhaps it could work – for Mrs Balmer at least.