All 1 entries tagged Cattle
September 25, 2007
I spent most of yesterday next to a field waiting to see if a herd of cattle had foot and mouth.
I kept a safe distance from the herd in question as a) I didn’t want to help spread the disease and b) cows are scary buggers.
Not everyone followed this idea though. I never thought I’d see a member of the Great British paparazzi running down a hill to snatch a close-up of a cow. But I did.
Unfortunately for the dippy girl, she was spotted by a farmer and did a quick run back up the hill towards her car, expensive camera in tow.
Despite being a fellow hack, I did kind of hope she’d be gently maimed by the farmer’s shotgun. The stupid woman deserved it.