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January 18, 2007
We [Britain and India] are for countries that practise what we preach, which is a message of fairness and tolerance to all human beings
- Gordon Brown
This is not simply a piece of fun – this is a problem
- Ed Balls
I think this is racism being presented as entertainment and I think it’s disgusting.
- Tessa Jowell
The only people who don’t appear to be taking it seriously are Channel 4.
- Keith Vaz
I understand concerns that there should be a debate and I will do what I can to assist
- Jack Straw
The current vulgarity is a classic example of the case against any kind of public subsidy for Channel 4
- Chris Mullin
And in a rare moment on honesty on the issue:
I have not seen this particular programme so I cannot comment on it
- Tony Blair
Is there anyone who hasn’t expressed a view yet?
June 11, 2006
Another great task on Big Brother – getting the housemates/participants/idiots to stand on small podiums.
They don't know it, but the person who stays on for longest gets immunity from eviction. But I can help thinking that alternative 'tasks' might make for better television.
- Strap all the remaining housemates to a particular device used for killing. We're talking electric chairs, hanging, lethal injection, death by water torture. Housemates have to come to a consensus over which housemate should suffer their impending fate, based on how much they hate each other and who's got the most painful method of extermination.
- Starvation. Whichever housemate is first to be eaten by the others wins the series. Have to hope they kept them alive and just ate a finger though.
- Toilet bowls contain acid, not water. Don't tell them.
- Walls of house move inwards, eventually trapping them in a smaller and smaller space. Only way to avoid certain death is promising never to release a fitness video.
As you can see, there is a certain amount of pain involved in some of these tasks. But they would 1) be justified 2) dissuade people from applying to go in the house 3) make great telly