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Scientologists… I know berating someone’s “beliefs” isn’t very politically correct, but what a bunch of nutters!
This Monday’s Panorama looks like being a bit of a humdinger, as John Sweeney confronts the people who believe the teachings of an American sci-fi writer. Only Tom Cruise… you might think.
The best bit about Scientology is that it’s only open to the wealthy. And if you hand over enough cash, you get told the
baffling stories of Ron L. Hubbard secrets of the cult religion:
Xenu is introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.
It’s like Toy Story, albeit scarier.
The documentary’s already causing controversy, after the reporter John Sweeney lost his cool – to put it mildly – while interviewing a Scientologist. The situation wasn’t helped because the Scientologists were filming everything the BBC were filming – standard procedure for arguing against common sense.
Panorama’s on BBC One, Monday at 8.30pm.