Due to a lack of common sense and general incompetence on my part, I’m spending the night in a darkened room, watching the Welsh soap Pobol y Cwm on a loop. It’s a bit like the chocolate river-boat scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I may be here for some time as I’ve bluncdered through my coursework and I’ve got tonight to rescue it. Brilliant. I’m armed with dolly mixtures, Chelsea buns and some overpriced water.
Oh, and I’ve just been to a two-hour lecture on slavery. Just for fun.
I’ve been working for fourteen hours and have at least another three to do. June can’t come soon enough.