A brief conspiracy theory
Maybe brought on by the finale of Lost last night, I've come up with a conspiracy theory to beat all conspiracy theories (sorry Mr al–Fayed)...
- Blair goes to Washington to make speech
- Blair behaves all woolly and liberal
- Bush gets offended
- Bush gets friend to let off firecracker in House of Representatives building
- News channels (esp. Fox) flock to scene
- No–one hears about Blair's woolly liberal pro–UN speech