All entries for Monday 20 November 2006
November 20, 2006
I think the world’s been reading a little bit too much spoof news and taking it seriously.
Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don’t want you marching in the streets. They’d much rather you just stay home. The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
There’s more, more, MORE!!!! on the official website.
I’m normally a fan of Alan Johnson, the Education Secretary. But I can’t even stifle a laugh at his ridiculous suggestion today of fining the parents of school bullies up to £1,000.
The government seem to have a fascination with fining people for things, to the extent that you think it must all have been dreamt up by Gordon Brown in a bid to make more money.
But if there’s one way not to stop bullying, it’s by hitting people in the pocket. For one thing, it’s displacing the blame onto parents when the immediate issue is with their child. But it also breeds the idea that you can get away with bullying someone as long as you’re willing to stump up £1,000 afterwards.
A much better idea would be for community service for under-18s. Or to run courses for trouble-makers during school holidays.
American scientists, prompted by 9/11, are searching for a ‘truth serum’, some fifty years after it was declared a nonsense by scientists. They’re hoping to use it on terrorism suspects, but haven’t quite cracked it yet.
It’s like NASA trying to invent a pen that would work in space all over again.
Where the Russians used a pencil to solve that problem, millions of Britain have already discovered truth serum for themselves.
It’s called “beer”.
I was going to try and write something interesting about this story but I actually don’t think it’s possible.
Considering Europe’s passion for regulating anything that moves (and most things that don’t), it’s a bit surprising to see European cities so specifically do away with rules. But that is what’s happening.
Planners in seven European cities are experimenting with motor vehicle anarchy, and the results have been surprising. From the article -
They want drivers and pedestrians to interact in a free and humane way, as brethren—by means of friendly gestures, nods of the head and eye contact, without the harassment of prohibitions, restrictions and warning signs.
Where else could we apply this idea?