All entries for Thursday 06 November 2008
November 06, 2008
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7713781.stm
Vue Cinemas are to start running adult-only film screenings at their cinemas. Initially I thought they were going to start showing pornography, but further reading revealed this to be an even better idea.
From tomorrow, certain screenings of PG, 12A, 15 and 18 films will be for over-18s only.
Mark de Quervain (I kid ye not) from Vue said: “These screenings have been launched in direct response to overwhelming positive customer feedback obtained from extensive research studies and trials carried out over the past year.”
This rivals the election of some black guy as the best news I’ve heard all week.
The curse of the yob/chav/townie seems to be geographically-biased to the shittiest parts of Britain (I’ve lived in some of them, you see), but nevertheless I think this nationwide ban on yoof is generally a good thing.
All we need now is aptitude tests on entry so that adults-who-behave-like-children receive similar treatment.
I quite like Rajesh Mirchandani – he’s got a brighter future than David Dimbleby after Tuesday night anyway – so I found this rather upsetting.
Remember John Bolton was the United States representative at the UN. This is diplomacy for you.
I’m going to start a list. In fact, it’s more of a league table of moronism. Added to it will be MPs who jump on a ludicrous bandwagon.
1. Chris Mole
Chris Mole is the Labour MP for Ipswich.
He’s called on the BBC to sack Jeremy Clarkson for comments he made on this weekend’s Top Gear.
Clarkson was driving a lorry, and in a moment of humour suggested that lorry drivers might occasionally kill a prostitute.
Ipswich, of course, is particularly sensitive to the killing of prostitutes.
There’s only one problem – the Ipswich murders were carried out by a forklift truck driver. Which last time I checked, was quite different.
Anyone with a modicum of a smidgen of a sense of humour would realise Clarkson was taking the piss – even lorry drivers found it funny.
This is obviously all to do with the Brand/Ross, and if
Adrian Chris Mole thinks this will get him taken seriously, he’s quite a bit wrong.