I got my hair cut this weekend, a process I hate, hence waiting a whole year before having to put myself through it. Though it got to the point where I could tie it in a knot to keep it up, and the ends were all scraggy. I told the hairdresser that I didn't like getting my haircut and she couldn't understand why, and then proceeded to do all the things that would put you off ever being scissored again:
She had incredably long nails which she proceeded to press into my skull repeatedly.
She talked a lot about nothing and slagged off previous customers, her neighbours, and several other people, whom I had no idea about
She put a "treatment" in my hair which I had to pay for, only for her to put all this other crap on it as she went along which surely wiped out any effects of any "treatment".
She used hair straightners set to several million degrees C, and proceeded to sear my scalp. Not very comfortable.
She didn't seem to be paying much attention when washing my hair and soaked my face. Thanks missus.
And these all add up to me not wanting to get my hair cut, oh and ofcourse I should probably choose more carefully where I get it cut…so now only another 12 months to go before I get it cut again.