All entries for February 2006
February 14, 2006
Say "no" to £1 drinks, kids. Especially if it is Carling. I have been awake for 5 hours, and have only just managed to get the world to stop spinning. I cannot remember most of what happened last night, nor how I got home. Such was the nature of Top B.
What I can remember of it was highly entertaining, however, and involved Nick Seagrave announcing that every week there were to be £1 drinks all night. This is not good news for my liver. For regardless of how many times I say to myself "Caroline, though art a muppet. You must never engage in this reckless, irresponsible behaviour ever again, ever EVER", I nevertheless will do it.
And so I shall carry on forgetting how I got home, what I did, who I spoke to or saw, and so on and so forth.
And I have a craving for mushy peas, the choice legume of kings. I may go to Battered and purchase.
February 09, 2006
I am sure there are little pixies who come into my room and night and put more clothes into my already overflowing laundry hamper. I remember not putting them there.
Also, I cannot be bothered to wash said clothes, not even with the incentive of being able to iron them afterwards (ironing of course being the best thing in the world ever EVER). Thussly, I have no pants. Short-term solution: Go and buy more pants. Long-term problem: More washing of said pants.
Oh how I loathe my bouts of muppetry.