What we learned last night
Say "no" to £1 drinks, kids. Especially if it is Carling. I have been awake for 5 hours, and have only just managed to get the world to stop spinning. I cannot remember most of what happened last night, nor how I got home. Such was the nature of Top B.
What I can remember of it was highly entertaining, however, and involved Nick Seagrave announcing that every week there were to be £1 drinks all night. This is not good news for my liver. For regardless of how many times I say to myself "Caroline, though art a muppet. You must never engage in this reckless, irresponsible behaviour ever again, ever EVER", I nevertheless will do it.
And so I shall carry on forgetting how I got home, what I did, who I spoke to or saw, and so on and so forth.
And I have a craving for mushy peas, the choice legume of kings. I may go to Battered and purchase.