February 14, 2008

My £30,000 Diamond Special Valentine

Writing about web page http://www.chesterfieldmayfair.com/offers-and-gifts/details/diamond-valentines5

Dear Girlfriend,

I have fantastic news for you....I have booked us a Diamond Valentine Special at the Chesterfield Hotel in Mayfair, London. I was one of the lucky few to have it booked just in time for tonight (the 14th as you might have guessed). 


Here is the plan for tonight...a chauffeur-driven Bently would pick us up right about 4pm tonight. You would be taken off to a top hairdresser (I won't tell which one) in the Mayfair area to have your hair done. The you would be adorned with ten grands worth of de Beer's diamonds all do go with your brand new evening dress (so you don't have to worry about a thing). Whilst you are being all done up for the evening, I shall be at a gentleman's salon in the area getting my hair cut and then get fitted into my new saville row, bespoke tailored suit (yes they have our measurements). 


After getting all made up we'll breeze through Mayfair in our chauffeur driven Bentely, afterwhich we'll head back to a resturant in the Chesterfield Hotel for a 7 course meal accompanied with a Harpist & the finest wine the land has to offer served by our own special butler. 

After the meal we'll head upstairs to our special diamond valentine special suite. A romantic pink champagne bath would be prepared for us to deep ourselves into with strawberries, mouth watering fruits and very posh luxury hand-made chocolates. 


I can't wait...to sleep in your arms tonight in the diamond valentine special suite. In the morning we shall wake to a full Champagne breakfast in bed whenever we like. 


Your Boyfriend

BTW did you like the 12 Dozen red roses that came with this letter? It's all part of the treat ;)

Other luxury valentine hotel specials

- 2 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. I love this! Awesome post… it is really hilarious. I thpught ot was for real for a minute! :)

    29 Feb 2008, 15:37

  2. cheers :)

    29 Feb 2008, 16:19

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