All entries for Monday 06 March 2006
March 06, 2006
Apparently doing medicine at Liverpool is just like an episode of Scrubs.
A few choice quotes from a friend of mine I wanted to share…
From the Kohler archive of Liverpool quotes '06:
"There's been far too much fannying around in this rotation"
"Well what do you expect? This is Obs and Gynae after all…"
- Adam and Pete
"I've been waiting in urology for an hour now. Their taking the piss"
"Isn't that their job?"
- Pete and Doug
"I'm only a social gay!"
- Dave. There was context, apparently.
"Operation 'Tell Doctor Kennedy Where He Can Stick His Lecture Schedule' has been… delayed"
"It's like the crystal maze… automatic lock in!"
_- Pete,_ on the corridor to the Pathology department, which is locked at both ends – although you can get into the corridor from either end, you need a swipe card to get out.
"It's Monday, it's ten past one, and Faculty has already screwed up everything beyond recognition. I think that's a record, even for them."
- Prof Winstanley