A Life Most Boring
If sport truly is war without the shooting then what is archery?
I have been up all night desperately searching for an answer to this conundrum. I suppose the answer is that archery is very boring, which leads me logically onto another boring platform like a logical express train pulling into another station, George Orwell.
If George is so smart then how come the only two things that he did during his lifetime (that I know of) were to create a boring boring BORING cartoon about talking animals and "Big Brother"? And to be honest with you there are only 3 types of big brother, the book, the reality TV series and actual big brothers; the book is undoubtedly the inferior one in that list, indisputably so.