All entries for January 2006
January 18, 2006
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Brass Soc.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Brass Soc, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Brass Soc!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Brass Soc.
- Brass Soc were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
- When Brass Soc are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- Brass Soc are the world's tallest woman.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Brass Soc!
- Brass Soc can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
- It is impossible to fold Brass Soc more than seven times!
With thanks to Gilbert for being arsed to do this.