January 18, 2006

Sillyness

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brass Soc!

  1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Brass Soc.
  2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Brass Soc, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Brass Soc!
  4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Brass Soc.
  5. Brass Soc were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  6. When Brass Soc are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  7. Brass Soc are the world's tallest woman.
  8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Brass Soc!
  9. Brass Soc can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  10. It is impossible to fold Brass Soc more than seven times!
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With thanks to Gilbert for being arsed to do this.

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  1. I'd say that 9) is a given if Brass Soc is going to avoid the consequences of the amount of beer it consumes the next morning
    And surely 5) can't be true – what about Brass Soc pants! Surely every member wears those…

    18 Jan 2006, 22:34

  2. That was pre-pants. In fact, I understand the reason for Brasssoc pants was to avoid such a situation occurring again

    18 Jan 2006, 23:19

  3. So you think Finland might let us back in now?

    19 Jan 2006, 00:11

  4. Matt Gilbert

    As long as they've forgotten about that unfortunate incident between Skinner and the bear cub…

    19 Jan 2006, 00:32

  5. Juicy

    They may have forgotten, but not me. That's why I called off our engagement shortly after our wedding was announced at Top B. I couldn't marry a man with such a past!

    19 Jan 2006, 10:05

  6. Matt Shields

    They built up the buttercup for nothing.

    19 Jan 2006, 17:31

  7. Juicy

    Indeed they did.

    oooh Curry tonight. mmm.

    01 Feb 2006, 12:21

  8. Skinner

    Look, if I've got to tell every Warwick lady I attempt to marry about every incident involving every furry creature then I'm just going to have to take out a full-page ad in the Boar as an advance warning to keep away the unforgiving types. To be honest I just don't have enough time to see them all face to face, between all my hard work, hard drinking and, well…

    02 Feb 2006, 23:01

  9. Skinner

    Quite an ironic choice of name for the student rag actually, come to think of it.

    02 Feb 2006, 23:03


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