All entries for June 2005

June 15, 2005

Come On Sun

The one day loads of us really could have done without the rain…and it pisses it down.

So anyone know of any sun dances they can do to make it sunny…or put in good word with the big man upstairs…that would be brilliant

Or to help listen to loads of summery music…or songs with the word 'sun' in the title


Now to get Tuxedo'd up to the ying yang

June 11, 2005


I just wanted to say a big thanks for everyone that came out to Crash last night.
Me, Mark and Ricky had an awesome night last night, twas a shame that our best Crash was our last Crash…but oh well at least we went out on a high.
Cheers to Victoria, Siobhan, Adam and Mat for taking part in the competition…I didn't know people could blow up balloons that fast!
Protocol have the makings of being a very cool, classy band and I really enjoyed their set…and The Modern; well I fancy the lead singer. And how scary was the weird Child Snatcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang walking round the place?!
So (in my cheesy Score voice) Big Shout Out To The Crash Crowd. Last night was such a great laugh, and we hoped you all had a great night, I'll post the playlist up soon.
Cheers Crash

June 08, 2005

The Library Nazi's

There’s been loads of blogs about how annoying the Library Nazis are, so I thought I’d do something to try and find out what makes these apparently evil people tick.
So on my radio show, The Ben n Andy Show, today on RaW, at 1- 3…I’m going to be phoning up the library and asking them about the these library stweard people. Such as do they deem squash as a softdrink, why could they not get a job working at the learning grid, do they lack basic social skills, and many others.
So if you’ve got something you’d like to find out about them…post it here and Ill ask them when I give them a ring.

So just into 1251 am or listen online to The Ben n Andy Show from 1 – 3 today to find out what the library has to say about them


June 06, 2005

God Damnit

I know there's world poverty, aids, Jamie Oliver and terrorists about…
But is there anything more depressing and upsetting than putting on your only pair of socks left and finding out that one has a HYOWGE hole in the toes which really is going to cheese you off all day…God Damn you cheap Asda socks

June 01, 2005

Jamie Oliver

Right, I want to put this to a public vote

Everytime Jamie Oliver and his fat head pop up on TV i want to throw sharp objects at the screen, I want to committ violence.

You see I really do have a deep seated hatred for the fat tongued tosser…or as i like to refer to him as…"the Jar Jar Binks of the cooking world". I really cant stand the smug looking gimp…so I'm putting it to a public vote to see if I'm alone in this view and actually losing it, or is he that damn annoying…and we should start sharpening the pitch forks and hunt him down.

So Jamie Oliver….Fat Tongued Tosser or Pukka Geezer…you decide!

How I'd love it for someone to push that right in his gormless looking face

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