June 01, 2005

Jamie Oliver

Right, I want to put this to a public vote

Everytime Jamie Oliver and his fat head pop up on TV i want to throw sharp objects at the screen, I want to committ violence.

You see I really do have a deep seated hatred for the fat tongued tosser…or as i like to refer to him as…"the Jar Jar Binks of the cooking world". I really cant stand the smug looking gimp…so I'm putting it to a public vote to see if I'm alone in this view and actually losing it, or is he that damn annoying…and we should start sharpening the pitch forks and hunt him down.

So Jamie Oliver….Fat Tongued Tosser or Pukka Geezer…you decide!

How I'd love it for someone to push that right in his gormless looking face

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  1. Oh he's a fat tongued tosser alright. Though how he got the government to (promise to) improve school dinners was impressive.

    01 Jun 2005, 10:17

  2. Aw, bless him – he seems like a good lad really, what with his altruism. Though saying that, it may just be that all this training up of young offenders/feeding schoolkids nutritious meals was just a publicity stunt when he realised he was universally regarded as a fat-tongued tosser. And he's making arse-loads. Tosser.

    01 Jun 2005, 10:32

  3. I think hes accutally a decent guy. Hes used his fame in a positive way, school dinners and a socially minded restaurant. And i dont think it is just a publicity stunt because he follows those ideals through into his family. Rather him than some of the two faced skinny models so back campaigns and then go against everything they supposedly agree with in their 'normal' life.

    01 Jun 2005, 10:52

  4. i hate him as well. although once, whilst walking through belfast, i overheard the wonderful line 'isn't that that nice jamie oliver from off the tv?'; i turned round in gleeful expectancy to punch the stuttering chip-cooking idiot in the face, only to be accosted by two old ladies holding out a notebook. yes, i signed jamie oliver's autograph and no, i haven't been the same since.


    01 Jun 2005, 12:59

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Eim that's hilarious. My dad unfortunately didn't succumb to being identified as Howard off the Halifax adverts (just as you look nothing like Jamie Oliver and are not male, my dad is not black or short, and does not have dark rimmed glasses…he also looks nothing like Howard).

    As for Jamie Oliver, he does look bloody annoying in that photo that you've found, but he's ok. Overexpose anyone and you'll want to hit them.

    01 Jun 2005, 14:54

  6. Nice use of the phrase "good lad" Dan. Unfortunately I can't agree with the clemency demonstrated by you and Shall, because Esther seems to fancy him… so I'm with Bashmore

    01 Jun 2005, 15:28

  7. I guess women find the fat tongue attractive. But seriously, all TV chefs are tossers – olivers no different, apart from the fact he performs his tossing duties with a scooter and refers to his gran as 'tiger'.

    01 Jun 2005, 16:06

  8. I like him because I associate him with food and I like food.

    01 Jun 2005, 17:17

  9. my tongue is way bigger than jamie oliver's

    03 Jun 2005, 11:13

  10. I don't mind Jamie Oliver so much. He's bareable. Chris Evans on the other hand makes me want to throw sharp objects at myself. Also Michael Winner.

    06 Jun 2005, 15:15

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