April 26, 2005

Extreme Ironing

Ok…right…so dude, yeah this is way extreme…like so gnarly…it's
Extreme Ironing
And It's so easy to participate in…all you need is the following

  • Iron

  • Shirt/or any top for that matter

  • And to be in a slightly beveraged state

You see, Ironing is so boring and time consuming…and I was in a rush to get to Top B last night…yet i wanted to wear this shirt…which was ever so slightly creased…and I can't be doing with creased…so i thought to save time,
"I'll just stick the shirt on and iron it"
What a foolish idea that was…Burning hot iron and me trying to iron a shirt im wearing while dunk…yes I did nearly iron my nipple off trying to iron…but like theft and underage drinking…It was fun!
So next time you're ironing and in a rush… "Try It Yourself" as Neil Buchanan says, and iron whilst wearing the shirt…even better, be drunk while doing it…
Extreme Ironing…THE new sport!

Love, you need to Try EXTREME IRONING

Check Yourself, Don't Wreck Yourself Folks

- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. And your shirt was still creased…was your skin all ironed smooth?

    26 Apr 2005, 13:23

  2. Extreme ironing has already been done my friend – people jump out of planes and iron mid-air some much more exciting and it doesnt eliciit the smell of burning nipple hairs. Also see "extreme accounting" on a similar note.

    27 Apr 2005, 19:08

  3. Hmm, I was assuming Ben already knew of the existence of the real extreme ironing.

    house gymnastics is where it's at.

    28 Apr 2005, 01:20

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