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February 20, 2005

What are you…

Clicking through these blogs…i've come across a few blogs that have these personality things which probably we've all received at some point in an email. You know the drill they have questions like:

If you were an ice cream what flavour would you be?

What was the last book you read?

What do you treasure the most in people?


Can you honestly say you had the internet installed purely to find out what a mate of a mate of a mate of a mate of mate of someone they talk to but dont actually like, is interested in?
So next time you get sent one or come across one on the t'internet…i urge…no i beg you to employ that age old tool of random abuse.
And for those who do them…ive quickly come up with one:


Why the hell do you write these quizzes:

Point you realised you had lost the will to live:

Next time you think you'll actually do something worthwhile with your life:

Do you knick the personalities of people that fill these in:

Will you be getting a life anytime soon:

Join my army of grumpyness people and say a communal CHUFF OFF to these evil people

You know they haven't

Next up people who publish poems on here…grrrr

Until next time Check yourself don't wreck yourself people

You're Not A Fairy!

So School Days was last night…or however its supposed to be spelt…Skoulch Daiyze, i think thats the 'hip' method of spelling it isnt it? And like a cynical/grumpy wozzak that i am, i dressed up as…chuff all, yep all i did was stick a white shirt and a black tie on, vaguely school attire…though it probably looked like i wanted to grow up as an Accountant.

The strangest thing i saw was quite a lot of people dressed up as a 'fairy'...mainly women i think. Now fair plays you wanted to grow up as a mythogical character, but if they did exist…they'd be hanging their tiny mythological heads in shame at some of the attempts to look like them. For those who aren't down with their fairy knowledge (the creature not the liquid)...this is what they typically look like….

Why is she carrying shopping bags…where do Fairies shop?

So keep that picture in mind…shudnt be too hard to knock out something similar…right? Wrong…we got people at best dressed as this…

Some glitter paint, and a couple of wings dont turn you into a fairy, love.

Come on, put some bloody effort into it women
Right i think i need to calm down a bit.

Until next time ladies and gentlemen…Check Yourself Don't Wreck Yourself!

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