Maths Joke
The first requirement of the subject studies part of the PGCE course is to set up this blog (easier said than done when you don't have internet) and tell a maths joke... I don't have any jokes but I do have a hilaroius(ly bad) chat up line which should count as a joke:
'I wish I was your derivative, so I could lay tanget to your curves'...
If anyone ever says this to you, smile politely and leave.