About me

About me

David Arnott
Staff: Warwick Business School

I am from Mars

Martians love visitors and love to talk. Unfortunately they do not understand any human dialect or language – confusion often reigns.

My hobby is to torture small pieces of wood untill they confess (i.e. woodcarving).

My assigned mission on this planet is to ensure that my charges see the light and realise that, if they torture their data long enough, the data will confess; but that does not mean they have either the answer or the truth.

Gvtauthy (greetings from Mars)