June 17, 2005

Rant

Highflying Enterprises Ltd.,
1, Reject st.
Loserville
UR0 2ME

Dear Sir/ Madam,

Re. Pretended rejection of my application

Thank you for your recent letter claiming to reject my application for a vacation placement/ training contract/ internship with your firm.
Unfortunately I have received a high number of such rejections per number of applications dispatched and it is for this reason that, after careful consideration, I regret to inform you that your rejection has not been accepted on this occasion.

I nonetheless thank you for your interest in brushing the unslightly bacterium that is me off your pristine corporate silverware and wish you, wholeheartedly, the best of success with future rejections.

Yours sarcastically,

A Nieora


- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Carter

    Hahahaha, that's fucking brilliant son!

    17 Jun 2005, 12:15

  2. Thanks, erm, Dad.

    18 Jun 2005, 11:40

  3. Copyright Police

    You git, that appeared in Obiter Dicta and it wasn't you who wrote it.

    30 Oct 2005, 15:33


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