All entries for Friday 17 June 2005
June 17, 2005
Highflying Enterprises Ltd.,
1, Reject st.
Dear Sir/ Madam,
Re. Pretended rejection of my application
Thank you for your recent letter claiming to reject my application for a vacation placement/ training contract/ internship with your firm.
Unfortunately I have received a high number of such rejections per number of applications dispatched and it is for this reason that, after careful consideration, I regret to inform you that your rejection has not been accepted on this occasion.
I nonetheless thank you for your interest in brushing the unslightly bacterium that is me off your pristine corporate silverware and wish you, wholeheartedly, the best of success with future rejections.