April 13, 2005

Vote for Insanity, you know it makes sense

Well with elections coming up we realise just how corrupt most political parties are, so to cheer everyone up and bring hope to this nation of ours i propose that we all vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party .

Whos manifesto can be found on their website, which includes such jems as:

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

All computers will carry a hazard warning sign saying “Please do NOT forget to open your window before you throw this computer out of it”.

As you can see, this is clearly the best choice for a better Britain, so vote loony now!


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  1. Mike Palfrey

    to be fair banning chelsea tractors from the roads is a damn good thing :D

    23 Apr 2005, 18:25


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