All entries for Wednesday 13 April 2005

Vote for Insanity, you know it makes sense

Well with elections coming up we realise just how corrupt most political parties are, so to cheer everyone up and bring hope to this nation of ours i propose that we all vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party .

Whos manifesto can be found on their website, which includes such jems as:

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

All computers will carry a hazard warning sign saying “Please do NOT forget to open your window before you throw this computer out of it”.

As you can see, this is clearly the best choice for a better Britain, so vote loony now!

: 13 Apr 2005 23:37 |  Tags: Happiness |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Happyness

Well it seems to me that 99.9999999% of blogs, live journals, blurties, and other online public diaries, are used to tell the world how depressed people are, to rant, be angry, shout, flame, abuse or convey other general unhappyness. So therefore my blog will be an entirely happy and fruitful place where you can come to gain happy vibes and cheer you up for the day.

I love you all

: 13 Apr 2005 21:38 |  Tags: Happiness |  Comments (10) |  Close comments |  Report a problem