June 06, 2005

"Tendjewberrymud

Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking
"funny" for a while after reading this.
This has been nominated for best email
of1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and room-service
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published
in the Far East Economic Review…..

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-serviceRS: "Rye..Ruin
sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo one toes
'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter…just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy…tea…mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem,tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy….rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome


- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Ha ha ha ha…..........
    he he he he….........

    yahahahaha

    falls off the chair laughing

    06 Jun 2005, 11:48

  2. I liked this :-)

    The trouble is I always feel so bad when I don't understand people. I even have trouble with some regional UK accents.

    06 Jun 2005, 13:19

  3. That took me 10 minutes to decipher, per line!

    06 Jun 2005, 15:01


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