All entries for May 2005

May 24, 2005

'whore box'

It's great what you can buy on ebay these days…


May 12, 2005

Put your hand inside the puppet head

I have seen the future and it wears a hood…

'Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours…'

I love my neighbours. Yes, north Leamington is home to the 'Kennedy Square hood ratz.'
'why the "hood ratz"?' I hear you cry, well, wait for it…...they all wear hoods…ahhh!

A typical day for a 'hood rat' seems to consist of playing games – their favourites are, 'would you buy us some drink? especially some white lightning?' and 'could you get us some fags?'
My favourite is the classic, 'try not to walk in the smashed remains of the Bacardi bottle that was thrown at your bedroom window last night.'

I also love the man who lives in the flat above us and is currently listening to 'Amarillo' at full volume and clapping along with it….in all the wrong places…...

May 07, 2005

Public enemy number one

Today while doing the same tesco shopping that I do every week I noticed I was being very closely monitered by not 1 but 2 Tesco security guards. They followed me in a very conspicuous way and everytime I stopped to pick something up, they did too. Just because I have a Northern Irish accent and I choose to wear my national costume (JOKE!) while shopping does not mean that I am an aspiring thief. You may think the security guards were only doing their job but they were so obvious that they may as well have asked to conduct a stripsearch. They need to take tips from a real law man, the silver fox of channel five late night tv, Sheriff John Bunnell I salute you…

Watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses, they're insane

Hey you, what are you lookin' at? Oh yeah, my first blog…

'I wish I'd been a bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch!"'

Yay for me, I've blogged!

'Remember that song, the Safety Dance? That dance wasn't a safe as they said it was'

I'll be back with more soon… Bet you can't wait _

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