May 07, 2005

Public enemy number one

Today while doing the same tesco shopping that I do every week I noticed I was being very closely monitered by not 1 but 2 Tesco security guards. They followed me in a very conspicuous way and everytime I stopped to pick something up, they did too. Just because I have a Northern Irish accent and I choose to wear my national costume (JOKE!) while shopping does not mean that I am an aspiring thief. You may think the security guards were only doing their job but they were so obvious that they may as well have asked to conduct a stripsearch. They need to take tips from a real law man, the silver fox of channel five late night tv, Sheriff John Bunnell I salute you…

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  1. Bashmore

    I hate it when Security Guards do that…I always get followed around just because I'm from Birmingham and they think im gonna rob everyone blind! What i tend to do is mess with their heads and flip it round and start following them round the shop…it really freaks em out!

    08 May 2005, 10:31

  2. The way to do it if you've got nothing better is just wander aimlessly round the shop picking things up and putting them down again. See how long it is before they a) Get bored, b) Ask you to come with them.

    08 May 2005, 11:25

  3. Yeah, Im planning to go back today and sing hits from Oliver the musical, while juggling hams….'You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys…'

    08 May 2005, 11:36

  4. Will

    haha, Bunnell is THE man!

    10 May 2005, 21:48


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