All entries for Thursday 12 May 2005
May 12, 2005
I have seen the future and it wears a hood…
'Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours…'
I love my neighbours. Yes, north Leamington is home to the 'Kennedy Square hood ratz.'
'why the "hood ratz"?' I hear you cry, well, wait for it…...they all wear hoods…ahhh!
A typical day for a 'hood rat' seems to consist of playing games – their favourites are, 'would you buy us some drink? especially some white lightning?' and 'could you get us some fags?'
My favourite is the classic, 'try not to walk in the smashed remains of the Bacardi bottle that was thrown at your bedroom window last night.'
I also love the man who lives in the flat above us and is currently listening to 'Amarillo' at full volume and clapping along with it….in all the wrong places…...