November 03, 2005

A Scheme Worthy of Jimmy Carr

"But Officer, she sat on it"....

I've been putting some thought into what to blog lately. I could eternally rant about how woefully inadequate Leamington-based motorists are, but I reckon it'd get boring. Football offered some opportunities, but I'm still sidelined. So following a trip to see Saw 2 the other night, a mass murder-influenced discussion brought up the idea of making a documentary. About students. In the style of a nature programme. David Attenborough style commentary and a leafy twig could provide endless opportunities!

Thing is, I woke up the next morning and contemplated the possible drawbacks. Most notably the risk of someone twatting me round the head for filming them and sarcastically muttering something about their dress sense. That, and the lack of a camera.

So I came up with something new. Inspired by re-watching an old-ish Jimmy Carr DVD, his placing of inappropriate ads inspired me. I'm going to start placing Lonely Hearts ads. Just to guage how desperate people really are. All replies will be posted up here. We'll see just how many people out there really are looking for an "Albino he-she, one leg considerably longer than other, birthmark covering 3.7% of body, allergic to cardboard, seeking similar". Or just how popular an "Half Italian thoroughbred in need of a ride" really is. There's always the classic "Desperate bloke needs shag. Will consider porkers" to consider.

This will not be a purely sex-orientated male venture though. Oh no. I've thought about this. Less women use personals. So, if we put in some fictional women, we can see how desperate the male population is. "27 year old single BBW seeks weedy bloke for interesting social experiment". Etc.

Suggestions welcome.

..."Yeah, right. Now get in with the nonces."

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  1. Matthew

    Yes. Interesting social experiment. I was going to do one that involved a lot of hugging, but figured people'd call me gay. Meh; this sounds like fun! I'm curious to know what comes of it, heh.

    03 Nov 2005, 16:21

  2. "High profile figure seeks soulmate. Not interested in a good-looker, but must like dogs. Discretion an absolute must.

    04 Nov 2005, 12:33

  3. Interesting, though I'm pretty sure I've heard about a similar thing being done by radio 1 in recent weeks. Though I think their's was more along the lines of "Swedish volleyball team in need of qualified masseur" amongst others. Potential for interesting messages from what I heard.

    04 Nov 2005, 19:10

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