Clare's fun Kitsch Diary!
Yes! Welcome to the wonderful world of things aquired by myself while being at holland that could be considered kitsch, or in a word junk but so naff that its cool. The task is to have as much crap as possible on the littliest amount of money by the end of the year… so here goes…
1 Set of Marijuana fairy lights – Appreciate the green stuff with these beautiful fairy lights, tasteless yet tacky, add the air of sophistication into your already smoky home and proclaim your love for the weed with these garishly molded plastic lights (3 euro)
1 UV Black Light – So cant afford to go out to the club/coffee shop? then simply turn off your bedroom light and switch this on, instant party atmosphere! watch in amazement as you're able to see just how disgustingly messy your carpet is and how amazing your trainers are! Also for the stoner in you, then stick a picture of bob m up or a psychedelic painting up and stare as the beautiful colours are made even more lovely – amusement for hours! (7 euro)
2 Candle holders with pictures of : Jesus and Mary – Feeling religious? well feel better with the savour himself and holy mother looking out for you. Unforetunately due to a candle accident jesus feel off and is currently stuck on the kitchen cupboard but no matter! These candle holders rock! (4 euro)
More tasteless lights / neon eighties style lamps
A smoking donkey
For anyone whos been to holland and has any more kitsch ideas then let me know!