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Introducing Mr. Ryan O. Patches

Mr. Ryan O’Hullahan Patches, of the county of Essex, is currently working for My Majesty’s Public Relations Office as My Majesty’s Spokesbear. He is also studying for a Graduate Diploma in Law in hopes of one day becoming the Lord Justice of My Majesty’s Crown Prosecution Service. Mr. Patches loves taking long imaginary walks along the river banks in his head. Mr. Patches can not stand pigeons and does not appreciate squirrels or foxes. He is, however, very friendly with cats, but not so much dogs. Mr. Patches is rather fond of adventures and we believe one day he will share his fascinating stories with us all.

Lu Yang : 29 Sep 2007 03:37 |  Tags: Fiction |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem