All entries for May 2006

Who benefits from the Da Vinci code?

: 26 May 2006 18:01 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Bread and Butter

Where on earth will I find bread? I would give a lot for bread from a good bakery – but mail order bread ? Maybe this list will yield some other solutions…

At least I have still one more loaf in the freezer.

: 24 May 2006 17:30 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Dinge, die die Welt nicht braucht: Teenage Mosquito Repellent

Writing about web page http://www.jnemarketing.com/

Payback time. Youngsters Beware! Or maybe, rejoice. After all, the sonic teenage fright removes the necessety for stronger measures like leashes or muzzles. So as the high pitch whistle principle has improved the life for dogs, it is certainly fit to do the same for the teenage population. The audio repellent will also save me from the chore to engage in direct interaction, which allways makes me terribly uncomfortable. Education becomes easy. Kids can be safely ignored, and if they become a nuisance – just blow the whistle and enjoy their anger. That will teach them a lesson and probably turn them into better persons.

Who produced these terrible kids anyway? Can't we send them away (not to Coventry, please)? To Glasgow maybe. Then they can eat deep freid Mars bars all day, which will impair their health and render them unable to do much harm.

If it weren't for these human rights issues:

These louts can infringe on our rights to run a profitable shop for the community yet we can't dare infringe on their right to loiter and make life a misery for our shoppers

This annoyed shop owner should claim his human right (the lesser known Article 31) to run a profitable shop. Or would it be the right to inflict pain on random people walking by his profitable shop? (Article 32)

: 18 May 2006 01:09 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Cycling for Coventry

Writing about web page http://www.coventrycyclist.org.uk/

Aha. A cycling campaign for coventry. Maybe have a look at their magazine see what that is about.

Good idea anyway, I know some roads that could do with a bike lane.

: 02 May 2006 07:24 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem