November 04, 2009

Introducing… Tom Chivers

Writing about web page http://thisisyogic.wordpress.com/

Tom Chivers

Tom Chivers drinks Thames water for breakfast.

Tom Chivers has Liverpool Street Station flat packed in his bedroom.

Tom Chivers left eye points at the city's skyline; his right eye glares through cement into London's sewers.

Tom Chivers spews.

Tom Chivers does not write for the Daily Telegraph.

Tom Chivers leads undead criminals out of the city's mausoleums.

Tom Chivers levitates two inches above the ground.

Tom Chivers has magnesium testicles.

For your delectation: Tom Chivers.




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Also:

Tom Chivers is my editor

Tom Chivers is publishing my first book of poetry

Tom Chivers is a legend

Tom Chivers would probably like me to say that you can order (or pre-order if you're reading this after the Nov 8th launch) my book here.

Tom Chivers probably endorses this kind of shameless promotion, as long as it helps him keep his business afloat

Tom Chivers does not wear nylon panties

Tom Chivers wants me to stop now.


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  1. Jane Holland

    Tom Chivers for King! Emperor of the Universe! First Man on Mars!

    Tom-tom! Tom-tom!

    Gives me chivers just thinking about it.

    10 Nov 2009, 16:56


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