All entries for Thursday 28 April 2005

Yes! I survive.

The Nut-Job Hero! For bravery 40, for canibalism 21, for making people laugh 4, and for getting dirty 3... Some hero you are!

The vampires have risen and will replace every last human with their own kind; and you say let them; it'll just be more demons to kill. Well you may have started out a geek working some minimum wage job at K-Mart you have survived where so many others have failed, and instead of letting some mask wearing freak stag you to death you twisted his mask to the side so he couldn't see and kicked him where it hurts (which he's still mad about because he came back without that weakness). The women love you, or they reject you then get eaten by werewolves; it doesn't matter to you, you've got your soul-mate until someone better looking comes along. And please note that beating the killer to death is cool; but you might end up cutting off your hand and replacing it with a cybernetic one in the 12th century.

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